/naomi/log

naomi's log.

2002-03-02

Sometimes I want to get a digital camera so I can take lots and lots of pictures of myself. Of course I could do that with any camera but it would be more fun with a digi cam, one of those really expensive ones. I could invent this new form of therapy where by taking LOTS of pictures of myself I will convince myself I am the most beautiful person in the world. Once I have deluded myself I should be able to accomplish anything, because when you feel attractive you can do whatever you want. Case in point; look at Brittany Spears and her midriff. Brittany and her tummy can do whatever they want, and that is the kind of goal I am setting for myself. I don’t need to be a run of the mill girl any longer, but I have my sights set on ruling the world. Just wait until I get my digi cam.