Hello all. It has come to my attention in the past few weeks that I have been neglecting my blog. While this time last year it may have been of great concern to me, these days I don't give a s%#@. Shocking isn’t it?
In some ways this causes me great distress. It seems I have become apathetic to the extent that I barely check my e-mail. In fact there is hardly even a reason for me to check my e-mail as the number of e-mails I receive on a daily basis is dwindling at an alarming rate.
There are many things in life that cause me great distress as of late. Here are a few.
1. My hair, which use to be thick and luxurious, is thinning and now I fear one day I too will suffer from baldness. It’s not as bad as is sounds, but I can now wrap a rubber band around all of my hair to make a ponytail 3 times instead of two. And yes this makes me upset.
2. My fat ass is melting away. I know I have complained about it in the past, but I have become quite attached to it.
What does this all mean?
It seems I am fading away into oblivion. Has my time come? I fear I may no longer exist by this time next week. Look at the evidence. Am I crazy?