While I was taking a moment today to collect my thoughts as I often do, I began to deconstruct my life and everything in it. It was then that I realized that cheese is the most fundamental thing that contributes my general happiness and well-being. A dairy product determines the quality of my life. Cheese, I can say no more.
side notes:
I was delirious on Saturday. Every time I went to rest in bed after puking my brains out I dreamt of pumpkins attacking me, pumpkins with bats coming to beat me on the head, pumpkin pies coming at me like flying saucers. I officially hate holiday pies. I use to have a good relationship with my baked goods, however this relationship has sadly ended. I hate you pumpkin/sweet potato/pecan pie. I hate you, die pie, die!