Discord is the word for the day. I know it well. Despite this I am feeling optimistic.
The recent news in my life deals with my furniture, or lack there of. Currently 90% of the contents of my room resides outside in my backyard. The carpet man who was supposed to improve my household decided he didn't want to show up today. So instead of sleeping in my newly carpeted room with my furniture all dusted and neatly arranged, I am sleeping on my mattress, which lie on the floor on the same crappy old carpet until Friday. It is really too much effort to move my stuff back in and out and in again. This is not fun.

I had a good time in the UK and no I didn't hang out with Jane's Addiction. But I did make eye contact with Dave Navarro who I am sure instantly fell in love with me as all men do upon contact with my feminine charms. Its a curse I know...
Anyhow I will post pictures later and all that good stuff. I have too much stuff to catch up on at the moment.
I think my internal body clock is still slightly in a different time zone although I am not sure where it is. Its not in the UK but its certainly not on California time either. Its 8:30 pm and I feel its time for bed. Oh wait I think that Ii my own personal clock speaking to me because that is my usual bed time. G'night.

I'm back. Jane's Addiction was on my flight.

Hey everyone I am in London! I went to Kew Gardens yesterday which was neat. Today I am off to do more tourist like stuff.
So I am curious, who is checking my blog from work? I am watching you...

I will be leaving for London tomorrow. See you later or something...

When I grow up I want to be just like me but older.

There is no use in sleeping if there is a party right outside my window. I pine for communication, but nobody is out there.
I have to say I am a bit upset that its quite possible nobody has taken my advice and downloaded a starlight mints mp3. Please tell me that you have, and after that tell me how you loved it. And after that tell me how you think I have wonderful taste in music and you are in debt to me forever for introducing you to a quality bad that exhibits creativity in such a beautiful way. I also want you to tell me how you love me and that you will read my blog forever and keep me company even when I am 88 years old and living by myself in a small one-bedroom apartment in the middle of some city with my cat, goldfish and pet crab. Since I will have no children or grandchildren to speak of you will be my only company. Of course its entirely possible that one day I will marry but even if I do he will probably be deceased by then, and it will still be just me and my cat, goldfish, and pet crab.
But I think before I turn 88 and reside in a one bedroom apartment in a city somewhere in America or possibly some other place on earth I will give being a rock star a try. I think I would be a good rock star because I have long hair to whip around and use as a prop as so many rock stars do. But before I become a rock star I will become a graduate student. In fact I do that next month. But before I become a grad student I want to be a world traveler, which I will do on the 12 of August when I travel to the United Kingdom. I am most looking forward to visiting a cheddar cheese museum. I am quite the connoisseur of cheese and I must admit that the best quesadilla I ever made was in a small village in Wales. I look forward to the cheese amongst other things. But before I become a world traveler I want to be an internet super star and everyone will read my blog and send me massive amounts of fan mail where they will express their undying devotion to me. This is where you the blog reader comes in, you have to make this happen for me before I leave on Aug. 12. Got it?
I look forward to your mail and comments on the starlight mints. Good night all.

I like Ben Kweller. He is my new best friend.