I don't want to do this anymore.
I think I will change the way I do the naomilog. For instance, instead of telling you a story about that thing that happened to me on the way to work I will express all of that in a one liner. like... the one liner for today might have been.
naomi thinks its better to be a bacterium because it cuts out all of the crap in life.
And it must be expressed in the 3rd person, it adds that little bit of pretention.