The semester is over; alas I have finished the first year o' school de graduée. Over the past academic year I have learned a few things (in this order).
1. The .2 milligrams of wit I had was really a delusion.
2. If you are nice and a botanist people will think you are vegetarian.
3. People think I am a vegetarian despite the fact I order the beef steak.
4. The more I delude myself the more confidence I gain.
5. I am a witty vegetarian, that means I am better than you.